Man: O Musharraf should step down and democracy should return. I have studied the pakistani situation closely for a long time now and it is a bomb waiting to explode.
Voice: You do not really know about it. You have never studied it and you are just using the "pakistan problem' as a social chatter tool. The last care you have is the Pakistani people.
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Man: In my work we do drugs development bla bla bla. China is becoming a major power these days and i mean all things are now 'touched' by China. China, China...China and China
Voice; You do not know fizz about the real economics of all this. You have superficial knowledge of macroeconomics. You do not know the real implications of globalisation and you are just talking you chatter box you.
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Man: O i love travelling. Did Nepal once, was great and India has a lot to see also. Vietnam is great, pretty cheap, but i`ve never been yet. But most of all Tibet. Ah Tibet tibet.
Voice: O you sucker, you are a mama`s boy but do not worry no one knows it here. They are buying the rugged traveller picture you are feeding them, and this is helping. Major image booster on its way.
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Man: Buy x pharma and y pharma. The stocks will soar, and i have studied the pharma market these two are hot, i repeat they will soar, but i cannot say too much, i just can`t sorry.
Voice: Say too much ! You do not know shit about finance my friend, and you are barely able to use online banking and now leave aside stock trading. As for your studies of the stock market, they are scant. You just read the paper a couple of days ago and remembered the two names, but hey well done, they bought the suave picture you just sold. You are a wall street genius. A Michael Douglas de la Wall Street.
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Man: Hey check out this chick over there? Cool man cool. wow. Man, if i was not married, i would have....anyway (followed by general group laughter)
Voice: Bullshit, bullshit you did not and never had the nerves when you were a bachelor. You spent your young days looking at math problems. But hey kuddoes you have saved your image. You are spartacus and your cock is made of steel. They bought it ! Hurrah
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Man: Voltaire said this.....; Dumas, Flaubert said that.....; Churchill said...
Voice: Dude who are you kidding. You do not know balls about French Lit my friend. Let aside history of Churchill and England. You never had the time. Dabbling here and there does not make you an expert.
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Friday, December 21, 2007
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